You don’t usually find amenities like “unlimited sex” and “drug friendly” when booking your next golf trip, but this isn’t your average golf destination spot.
Yes, you heard that right, there is actually a private island resort in Columbia that offers unlimited prostitutes, cocaine, and free alcohol in addition to horseback riding, and of course…golf.
So when you’re not buried under a pile of ass you can step out on the links for a quick 18.
Meals are also included – most of which are served on naked women. In fact, go ahead and brace yourself because this is an actual quote from The Good Girls Company:
“We will have 60 hot women serving 30 clients; there will be two women for each of them (available) 24 hours a day. The price includes all meals these days.”
Oh, and during their stay each “client” gets 30 minutes with “16 girls at once,” which is a little something we’re dubbing The Tiger Woods Package.
So if you’re in charge of your golf buddy’s bachelor party this year at least you know where to start.