The PGA Packed the Stands with Fake American Fans at the Presidents Cup

We found the “Americans” from the first tee at the #PresidentsCup and asked them some questions…. pic.twitter.com/qrimRhFxgG

— Fore Play (@ForePlayPod) December 12, 2019

What a wild move by the PGA here. I am not exactly sure what benefit this provides having some obnoxiously dressed “American” fans chanting the Beach Boys during the introductions. But, if they are going to do it, can they at least disguise their accents in the chants? It was laugh out loud funny hearing them sing the tune of the Backstreet Boys “I want Pat Cantlay!”

Let’s break down some of these guys’ outfits:

Captain America

Where do you even start with this one? This is the exact costume I would think someone who isn’t American that is pretending to be American would wear. I wouldn’t expect the average American to know who Captain America really is, I don’t, but if your wearing the costume it is sort of a prerequisite… This guy’s facial reactions every time they were asked a question was the same reaction you have when the teacher calls on you for an answer when you haven’t looked up in a half hour.

The Masshole

Listen, I know I’m not “wicked smaht ked,” but I’ve lived in Boston my entire life. I can guarantee you there isn’t one person in the city walking around with this guy’s get-up. He didn’t even mention anything about Dunkin’ Donuts, Tom Brady, or that the Yankees Suck! Those are three dead giveaways this guy is a fraud. And if that isn’t enough – find me an American walking around with a “We The People” hat on.