Just For Fun
These Stories of Golfers Getting Hit on the Course Leave You Cringing
You may never walk out on the golf course again after hearing some of these cringe-worthy stories of people getting hit with golf balls.
1. Hit Twice by the Same Guy!
Twice, by the same guy in a 3 week span. He quit the
club shortly after, so thankfully I didn’t have to buy a
helmet. Came very close last week when a 20something
hooked a ball that hit the top of my cart, narrowly missing
my sternum.— Michael Turner (@PoMoSip) March 30, 2020
2. The “Season Ender”
Years ago, played with a friend at Lakeview in Toronto. Standing about 10 yards directly to his left (he’s a righty), facing him. He hits second shot on a par-5 … directly at me. In a split-second I cover the family jewels. Ball hits my wrist, breaks it. I’m out for months.
— Jim Thomson (@jimtfoto) March 30, 2020
3. A Little Bit of Friendly Fire…
Yes!!! But only by my own shot. Tried to rifle a low 5 iron under a sapling a few feet in front of me. Caught the tree flush and it ricocheted straight back, and hit me square in the sternum, knocking me to the ground. As I got up, I acknowledged the two shot penalty pic.twitter.com/db7fXwPfos
— Mark Kuhnke MD FACS (@Ronin1809) March 30, 2020
4. Shots Fired, We Got a Man Down
Right in centre of the chest by a 6 iron from about 30 yards away behind some bushes. Went down like a stone. Down for about 20 minutes. Felt like I’d been shot or something like that. You don’t want to experience that.
— Conor Fallon (@ConorFallonGolf) March 30, 2020
5. “The Setup”
Yes, I was asked by a doctor to stand up on top of a hill to the far right so I could see where his ball went on a blind approach to a par 5. He hit a dead push. I was 40-50 yards away and I couldn’t move fast enough. It hit me right under the ribs.
— Society of Golf Historians (@SHistorians) March 31, 2020
6. Father of the Year Award Goes to…
I was a little kid. It was the 80’s. I got out of the cart and walked to the other side of the green. My dad was in a bunker. He blades the shot. Coming at my face I jump. Right in the throat. He looks scared. I lie and point at my chest, while tucking chin. Tears streaming.
— Charles Lynch (@AOneManRiot) March 31, 2020
7. Wait…HE Was Mad?!?
Yes, by the course pro.
I was his caddy…
He tried hitting a low stinger under an overhanging branch.
The ball hit the branch dead on and came directly back into my stomach.
He was mad because i cost him a stroke…i left with a bruise.
What a guy!!— ryan hauser (@golf_art) March 31, 2020
8. Sometimes You Have to Drink it Off…
At Sand Valley. It’s about 35 degrees and snowing. I’m maybe 10 yards ahead and 60 degrees left of a guy we got paired up with just chatting with a caddie. Right handed player, smothers/pullhooks a three wood right into my thigh. The cold did not help. The bourbon did.
— Joe Colangelo (@jvcolangelo) March 30, 2020
9. Right in the Middle of the Back!
Playing in a foursome, we waived a twosome behind us to play through. Knowing who they were I decided the safest place to stand was middle of the fairway. Tee shot hit, they yell fore. I duck behind pushcart and take the ball square in the middle of my back. See permanent imprint pic.twitter.com/4JBnqG6qXM
— Greg Armstrong (@troutlake2005) March 30, 2020
10. Danger on the Range
I visit the range on my lunch break often. There were two of us on the range. This guy three stalls down somehow hit a ball of his hosel that deflected off the side barrier of the stall then ricocheted and blasted me in the dome. Then the blood came a streaming 🤕 pic.twitter.com/a6ys3QOS8l
— Johnny V. (@ItsMeItsJohnnyV) March 30, 2020
